Talk about lazy.

I have a nifty MP3 player that I can scroll down and shuffle the order of the music. Kind of freshening up the songs. If I don’t want to scroll down, all I’ve got to do is shake it and it shuffles the order of the songs for me.

I thought that was pretty lazy until I saw in Sunday’s Globe-News that there’s an MP3 player that not only talks to you, telling you the title of the song you’re hearing and who’s singing it, so you don’t have to strain yourself actually reading two lines on its screen, but it also has a remote control! The MP3, at it’s longest, is hooked to your belt or sits in your pocket, maybe 3 feet long, and it’s got a remote control! Talk about lazy!

They've also got one that if you don't know the name of a song on the radio, you hold the MP3 up to the radio and it finds the song and artist for you and tells you about it. Once again, you don't have to strain yourself reading.