I confess: I like watching TV.

I used to like watching anything on TV. So it shocked me the other day when I saw the promo for a new reality TV show that even I won't watch: "Fake or Real." I thought people had hit bottom by participating in "Fear Factor" for $50,000.

It seems that "Fake or Real" has three contestants who must stump a panel of three plastic surgeons. The contestants must convince the surgeons that they've had five procedures. Only one of the contestants has had five procedures. If the contestant stumps the panel, he or she wins the grand prize of ... $1,000.

To me, this show promises to be so bad I couldn't even make it all the way through the promo.
There obviously no shame for the chance to appear on TV.