Just past midnight, we and our neighbors were drawn outside when we heard series of crash-type noises and a car pealing out. What we found was a car had taken the turn onto our street too wide, took out a neighbor's mailbox, missed the one of our next door neighbor, wiped out ours and our neighbor's mailboxes, ended up on his lawn, reverserved gear, spun his wheels, which tore up Roger's lawn, sped through his trees, sideswiping and damaging one, drove across our lawn to get to the streeet and sped off.
Luckily for us, no one was injured and Amarillo Police located the perps in our neighborhood: the driver was cited for DUI and his passenger for public intox. His insurance company responded quickly and they're going to pay for all the damages.
If you're going to drink heavily, stay home and do it. And stay out of my yard.