Don't mess with me today. I'm cranky and I bet someone is going to get hurt.
Probably me.

It all started whn I misplaced my glasses to put on a pullover. It's getting to the point where I can do only one thing at a time, so slipping the pullover over my head and closing the dresser drawer was too much for me. I searched high and low for my glasses and had to watch the clock so I wouldn't be late for work.

As a Plan B, I grabbed an old pair of glasses out of the drawer that I use as an emergency, and this was an emergency. I ate breakfast virtualy blind. Don't ask what I had because I can't tell you.

I found my glasses when I went in to get dressed. I never leave them where I found them, on top of a pile of T-shirts.

The low-fuel light came on when I was backing out of the driveway. I was calling it close. Then I found out I was carrying an expired Valero card and had to pay cash for gas.

Finally, I have never been able to get onto this blog the first try and my streak continues.
So don't mess with me today. OK?