This is a public service announcement: Stay away from me today when I’m in my car.
My first assignment was this morning at St. Mary’s Catholic Church. I was halfway up the curb when I realized I might be a little too close for parking.
When I came back to the office there was a clear space along the curb. I was up on the curb with two tires before I realized I was a little too close to the curb for parking. I might’ve failed that on the driving test.
And when I was driving home, I noticed I wanted to stay at the speed limit and still claim bits and pieces of two lanes.
Be afraid tonight; be very afraid.